"Blue balls." Don't get him horned up and not get him off, to be crude about it.
I'm 30. Almost 31. My grandfather had his first heart attack at 31, my blood pressure is hight, my lipid count is a fucking mess, and I have been having chest-pains lately (most likely from returning to weightlifting, and not cardiac arrest, but still...). I've been trying to over-exert myself to see if I can induce a heart-attack by ordinary means. I'd rather find out now, than at a bad time, you know?
There's nothing funny about that. I live on soybeans... I'm a vegetarian. My HDL is still WAAAAAY low... like, 35. And my LDL is 135 or so. And my triglycerides are like... 1,100.
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you gonna make out this time?
:) haha jk
HAPPY BIRFDAY!
Yer old.
be kind and don't give buddy bolas azules
wha?
Ditto the "wha?"
I'm officially 24. It's not so bad.
eeek! almost mid twenties!!!
i've got another month to go... dun dun dun
"Blue balls." Don't get him horned up and not get him off, to be crude about it.
I'm 30. Almost 31. My grandfather had his first heart attack at 31, my blood pressure is hight, my lipid count is a fucking mess, and I have been having chest-pains lately (most likely from returning to weightlifting, and not cardiac arrest, but still...). I've been trying to over-exert myself to see if I can induce a heart-attack by ordinary means. I'd rather find out now, than at a bad time, you know?
by lipid count do you mean LDL?
lipids = fats... i dunno - staying up late studying will do this to you
All the lipids. HDL, LDL, Triglycerides.
no, HDL is the good kind - eat more soybeans :)
- they're actually pretty good
There's nothing funny about that. I live on soybeans... I'm a vegetarian. My HDL is still WAAAAAY low... like, 35. And my LDL is 135 or so. And my triglycerides are like... 1,100.
Vegetarian! Wow. I'm practically carnivorous.
I have no idea what all the abbreviations mean, and I'm too lazy to look them up right now.
I love butter and chips way too much for my own good... and I can't stand up without seeing stars. So, I'm not any better off.
We should start international induce a heart attack day. That would be fun... and thin the earth's population, thus reducing our environmental impact.
so weird how we're all sags.
happy bday, pb!
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